Yes, I could be a high powered Advertising Executive with patter like that!
No, I am not going to quit my day job just yet!
But I just wanted to let the campers among us know that once again the Koegels have extended their hospitality to those of us who wish to camp.
For those of you who have camped with them before, you know the routine. For those who haven't, let me try to explain what it's like.
The Koegel's have a place on a hill on Onalaska (probably more correct to say they're just outside of Onalaska, I'm not sure if they're within corporate limits.) IIRC, they're about 20 minutes away from the hotel where everyone else will be staying. It means that we're not quite with the hotel group, but we do have our own group.
In spite of the hill, there's some flat ground on which to pitch a tent. There's also garage parking for the bikes until we run out of garage space. If the mood strikes, we have a camp fire or just sit around and trade stories. In the morning you might see deer or turkey walking past your tent. No one has been eaten by a bear. Yet.

We have access to facilities and I seem to recall coffee in the morning.
If you decide to camp, please let me know as I keep a head count for the Koegels. Also I can provide particulars on how to find their place. (I'm not going to publish that in a public forum to preserve their privacy.)